Smudge is happily married to his broom although he hides a deep passion for Fordo and wants man babies with him.

Not to say that he does in a fact have wood babies with le mop, which suffered an accident at the war having her height cut off a bit to a mop, and he provides as well free milk. We dont know if this milk is of good quality but better not to try.

He is currently a drunk, poor begger living in a tent in An Gort.

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